因為海所以寬

這是2008一篇文章裡面的一個BOX的內容
蠻好笑得，如果你無聊可以看一下
這篇就是我家小老闆有啟發的那篇！

• Your default opinion of others should be that they, like you, are sincere, well meaning individuals. Assume that dust-ups stem from an easily resolved misunderstanding. Wait before confronting. Most problems solve themselves in a few days. If not, patiently plan a conservative course of action. For advice, consult senior members of the laboratory or department. Involve your principal investigator (PI) only when absolutely necessary. Why? Whatever the issue, it will probably not reflect well on you, regardless of your innocence. Having the PI intervene will permanently mar your relationship with the other laboratory member and negatively affect laboratory esprit.

粗體是講除非必要不要跟你的PI討論，因為可能會被否決，即便你是清白的！呵呵

• Never write an emotional e‑mail: have your confrontations on the phone or, better still, in person, as you will have the benefit of visual clues that will allow you to determine the effect of your words on your antagonist. Because of the imperfection of memory, spoken words (unlike written words) remain shrouded in the mists of uncertainty.

不要寫情緒信的信件，因為會留證據！哈

• Your career will be much easier if you develop a thick skin. You should embrace valid criticism, because it can improve your science and qualities as a scientist and a person. Of course, not all criticism is valid. With time you will develop a sense for legitimate criticism that needs to be addressed, and other criticism that should be ignored (with no malice to the source).

要厚臉皮

• If possible, avoid intra-laboratory romances, which typically lead to awkward break ups. Yes, only another scientist will truly understand you, but try to find your soul mate in another laboratory!

不要談辦公室戀情
這個應該的確很傷吧！有時候叫做眼不見為淨

• Daily exercise will enhance your energy levels and improve your mood. No matter how brief or easy the workout, it is better than no workout at all. Vacations are essential to maintain your mental health and enthusiasm for science. Get as far away from laboratory life as possible and stay away from your e‑mail!

要運動，要拋開工作

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